Friday, November 22, 2013

{Review} Sex Snob by Elizabeth Hayley

Initial reaction to SS:
Just finished Sex Snob ARC and abso-fucking-lutely, LOVED it!! I feel like the authors just wrote a book about me... 
The main character is blunt, honest, sarcastic and one horny ass woman... 
I mean the chicks name is Amanda, thats close enough to Autumn...right?? 

Sex Snob is a spin-off of Pieces of Perfect but can be read as a stand-alone novel.

Twenty-nine year old wild, carefree, and brutally sarcastic Amanda Bishop thought her three rules for dating would weed out unworthy suitors. And they did. Until she met Shane Reed, her smart-ass, sexy-as-sin CrossFit coach who pushes all her buttons. He’s the man she loves to hate. But when the hate begins to ebb away, and is replaced by feelings she can’t handle, Amanda hides behind her rules. Will the electric chemistry she feels with Shane allow her to get beyond a painful past, or will she push him away with her rules? Rules that make her the ultimate Sex Snob

My Thoughts

"Sometimes a girl just needs a good, hard spanking to clear her mind"

As I sit here sucking on my GoGurt (no, that was not a euphemism, I really like these fuckers, plus I don't have to dirty a spoon because I'm a lazy asshole) and thinking back to what I truly loved about this book, I really can't pinpoint just one thing.

It was laugh your ass off funny, sarcastic, sexy as fuck, sweet with a great storyline, and it was executed well. 
And did I mention, hot sex WITH a Crossfit instructor?? 
NO, well... 
Yeah it's in there and my panties were drenched from the beginning to end. The damn anticipation of waiting for them to DO IT was killer and I think that is what made me love it even more. 
Anticipation, for me, is what really gets me riled up! 

Amanda Bishop (Aka Autumn... ok maybe not but I'd still like to think so), was treated like shit by her former EX lover and since then, she built a wall around her heart. Vowing to never date anyone else that was like her EX, she creates rules that keep men at arms length. 
That didn't mean she wouldn't fuck them, that just meant she wouldn't get attached. 
She was that afraid of being hurt again. 

That is until the always sexy, smart, and fuckable Crossfit trainer, Shane stepped into the picture and she was doomed. 
Not really, she fought it every step of the way and the insults she threw at Shane were hilarious, pee yourself, funny! 
But what she was really doing was using humor and insults to ignore the sexual attraction because Shane did not fit the mold for the rules she set for herself.

"I leaned in close, "Of the fact that I wouldn't even fuck you with someone else's pussy""

See, I debated whether or not to tell you guys these rules but I think you need to experience them yourself by reading this book. So I am going to keep my mouth shut (well besides eating this gogurt because its delicious and my daughter will be pissed I'm eating them haha double score for mom of the year). 

But in the end, Amanda had to find out for herself whether or not rules are meant to be broken. Even if that meant her heart might be shattered once again. She had to be willing to take that leap of faith and find out for herself if throwing caution to the wind is worth that one person who can make you feel complete. 
Or she was going to spend the rest of her life putting sex toys in her hair ;).

"Eventually, you have to become a big girl and choose more meaningful aspirations. But I clearly wasn't ready to be a big girl."

Seriously amazing story, that had the right amount of funny, seriousness, sexy, and sex. The characters were well-rounded and enjoyable. The antics were just as hilarious and I need to find these authors in real life because I have a feeling we would have an amazing time together. Just no bars with decks ok? I don't think I can swim while intoxicated. 

Can't wait to read more from these two amazing authors because I know I am in for a good time, laughs, and possible B.O.B time if the husband is not around.

As you can tell I LOVED this story and I think you need to read it for yourself. 
I give this book a 5/5 and if you want to meet Shane and Amanda, then click the link below....

1 comment:

  1. Sex toys in your hair? I have visions of using toys as curling irons.....? This is on my TBR i have told all family i need kindle vouchers for christmas because there are too many amazing books to be read!!